me "I have to sneak Luna into the restaurant in her bag, I can't leave her alone in the car in this parking lot"

other person "really? Are you sure you have to do that?"

me "well, if you want to be the person responsible for me loosing my dog if someone steals her, and then I'd have to have you killed gangster style, then yeah, I guess we can leave her in the parking lot"

Needless to say, Luna and I had a lovely lunch (inside!)